another brainless onePICK UP LINES that you should never use.
01. Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?
5 bucks- i can use it to buy earrings
02. You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
and yes, you're not. i get it.
03. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
coming from a person who has no sense of direction, you're utterly pathetic.
04. I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
i think i need to call woodbridge because they've lost one of their angels.
05. Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
eww.
06. Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!
baby you must be tired from failing to chase me all night.
07. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice - can I get your number?
are you saying i am fat? which number on the scale
08. I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
gross.
09. Can I even get a fake number?
fake numbers are DIY
10. Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
who wouldn't?
11. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
who keeps stalkers?
12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
i'd prefer to think love is blind
13. Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
hello, this is singapore. no one uses quarters.
14. I lost my number, can I have yours?
aren't you a confused kid...
15. Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
you're too myopic.
16. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
well, you can't. NEXT.
17. My friends call me Regina but you can call me tonight.
girls, don't be shameless.
18. Can you feel that? The place is shaking! Is it an earthquake? Oh no, it's just my heart beating for you.
wow. mind-blowing.
19. No matter how much I practise, I can't draw a picture of you pretty enough.
if you can't draw then say la!
20. If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug?
like huh?
21. I'm feeling dizzy. Stop running around in my head.
i'm feeling dizzy. stop running before me.
Charmaine at 4:43 PM