Saturday, September 20, 2008
you know how people always say people who shop excessively and it is the only thing running in the minds of brainless bimbos? well, it is not true. today I shall prove to you that...

shopping is education itself.

shopping is like chemistry:
it's a reaction between the shopper and the shopping

shopping is like physics:
you only get work done when you put your money in the right purchase (direction)

shopping is like biology:
you get to know the insides of the mall

shopping is like math:
you do the sums to get the best buy

shopping is like amaths:
the mind of a shopper is like algebra- a neverending complexity

shopping is like english:
you take a couple of letters to form a universal truth: SALE

shopping is like literature:
an expression of the deprived soul

shopping is like history:
out with the old and in with the new

shopping is like geography:
only the greatest friction (buy) makes great impact between fellow shoppers

shopping is like social studies:
you study the seasonal sales and beat the crowd


hence...

shopping is life.

(c) char. [but you may quote me :)]

Charmaine at 3:27 PM |

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